Have A Happy Herbie Holiday!
Christmas! Bah! Humbug!
By Alex
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and throughout Herbie's domain,
there were feelings of nausea,
and utter disdain.
The pagans were happy
and full of good cheer,
knowing that St. Nicholas
soon would appear.
'Twas not the season
to be quite jolly,
avoid the mistletoe
and shun the holly.
A diehard's family,
nestled snugly in bed,
dreaded the Sabbath
that lay just ahead.
The children were sad,
and felt badly neglected,
because toys and gifts
were not expected.
Suddenly, outside
he heard many a voice,
the neighbors were there
singing, songs of rejoice.
To the window he flew,
and yanked down the shade,
gathered his family around him,
and fervently prayed.
The next day would be Sabbath,
plus Christmas combined,
and opposing thoughts
were on a child's mind.
The pagan's kids
were blissfully elated,
The diehard's kids
in agony waited.
Ignore all the glee,
all the many celebrations,
keep your eyes firmly,
on the book of revelations.
So diehards take warning,
when your children are grown,
you will reap the wild wrath
of the seeds you have sown.
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