"We're Not Changing Anything"
 (Heh, heh, ....)

Or

What the xCG ministers have in mind
when they think of the loyal members.

Or, you can add your captions below:

Myself before I left wcg.

It's not easy being the "Pastor General".

Change? . . . . What Change?

And, to give today's Offertory Sermonette - here is Mr. _ _ _ _.

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New on 8/5/98

Solar System Wide Church of God - Uranus Congregation

Pervert W. Wrongstrong researching new truth for his book "Mystery of the Anus"

Tkatch22

The Balaam Defense: "After all, brethren, God spoke through an ass in the old days, too!" -Pasture General Joseph Roderick Gerald David Ted Herbert Wrongstrong, Jr.

The Incredible Human Potential.

Mystery of the Ages

Herbet the Pervert? Don't believe what you read.

Hey! Hank H. is just like our members.

Okay, so we said tithing wasn't mandatory, but we didn't want you to take us literally.

I'd just like to tell you singles that you don't have your head screwed on straight when it comes to dating.

You have to get your mind out of the gutter and into the light.

Ah, yes, the true church.

We are "God's people." (The rest of you aren't, obviously).

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 New on 8/6/98

The XCG ministerial place of safety.

Oh, yes, I see it now, Bernie is right: Everything on the Internet is LIES! Oops! I'm looking at the Worldwide Church of God web site.

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