Shit Happens

It Happens And Religions of the World Explain It!

 

Taoism:
Shit happens.

Hare Krishna:
Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

Hinduism:
This shit happened before.

Islam:
If shit happens, take a hostage.

Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism:
When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism:
Confucious say, "Shit happens."

7th Day Adventist:
Shit happens on Saturday.

Protestantism:
Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Catholicism:
If shit happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah's Witness:
KNOCK-KNOCK.. "Shit happens."

Unitarian:
What is this shit?

Mormon:
Shit happens again & again & again.

Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to me?

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this shit.

 

 

Additions:

H.W.A.:
"We're the only ones who know shit is going to happen to everyone else."

Rod Meredith:
"You're going to take this shit, and thank Almighty God for it!"

or

"The Manpower Committee will decide what shit happens to you."

Gerald Flurry:
"Let's go to Petra before shit happens."

Joe Tkach, Sr.:
"Let's cut out this shit."

Joe Tkach, Jr.:
"Now is not the time to get angry about all of the shit that happened to you."

G.T.A.:
"Who's the good looking chick?"

 

 

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